with your own penis?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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