pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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