What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Your cock deserves a montage
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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