she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
