No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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