she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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