and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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