She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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