On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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