I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Pooping to opera.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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