We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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