He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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