If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
