11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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