mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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