Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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