just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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