no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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