The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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