Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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