I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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