I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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