He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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