on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i think i have two assholes
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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