Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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