The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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