Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We had to coat check the pizza.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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