if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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