garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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