White coat. Heels.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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