Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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