A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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