She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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