I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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