Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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