So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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