You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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