Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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