the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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