awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think a kid would responsible me up
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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