You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize