He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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