He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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