Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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