bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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