he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I love you.
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