so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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