If that was your dad, he is hot
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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