All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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