Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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