I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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