garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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