i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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